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• my car is going to get f****d up because only nassau wouldnt f***ing fix their stupid parking lot cause of the HORRIBLE potholes! -FML

  March 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today i got a ticket for parking without a permit because the public safety guy didn’t see in in my half tinted back window. FML

  March 10, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • captain obvious 2:30 pm on March 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Pretty sure permits go at the front of the car.

• so today i walk into my class in the Y building noticing there is a fireplace hidden behind the board. is this my house or a classroom?-FML

  March 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i have to leave my house at 945am for an 11am class just to get a parking spot. i like 10 minutes away.FML

  February 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i fell down the stairs hit my head, walked into the wrong class thinking i was late and everything went down hill from there…FML

  February 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got back a 20 page research paper with a smiley face sticker saying “great work”. This is supposed to be a college? FML

  February 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i got kicked out of my english class because i asked if i could use the book, the teacher said “No” and told me to write a note stating that i had come to class and got an automatic F…..FML

  February 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Last semester I failed all my classes because I hung out at CCB. Fml

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i go to nassau…FML

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, i had to get my new spring sticker, on the back of my id card so i had to go to theatre, for them to tell me i had to go to the registrar , waited 20 mins on the registrar line got to the attendant and asked for a copy of my paid bill, she pointed next door and said thats the brusar FML

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• NCC and FML are identical arent they?? FML

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today i went to go return my old textbooks so i could use the money to purchase my new ones.. the lady at the bookstore told me i missed the deadline and will have to wait till the end of the semester. FML.

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• woke up late my first day of classes, got to class at 11:01 for an 11 am class and there was a sign saying it was cancelled. im at ncc till 6:15 so i couldnt even go home and sleep. FML

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I realized that I attend a horrible community college, meanwhile a large accredited university who takes students seriously is about 5 minutes away, FML

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The only thing keeping me at nassau are the girls yet I have no girls in any of my classes. FML

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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